WHAT CAN I EAT?

 

I don’t want Swine flu

So, no more pork for me

I don’t want Bird flu

So, no chicken fricassee

I don’t want mad cow disease

So, no more Beef for me

I don’t want Salmonella

So, no dippy eggs for tea

With mercury in the water

I will no longer eat fish

There is pollution in the air

So, I’ll eat no bird related dish

I cannot eat any type of fruit

Because of insecticides

And all vegetables are out

Because of the herbicides

So, I am at a loss now

To know what I can eat

There is of course chocolate

But then what would be my treat?