DON’T BRING LULU

 

In the roaring twenties

Lulu was a flapper

And was often seen

With the soave and the dapper

Now if she lived today

In the days of the rapper

When those who think bling

Is really quite the thing

That makes them cool

Today’s equivalent to dapper

She would be there

Lulu the modern flapper

At all the in places

But she’d be thought of as a slapper