Friday, 11 June 2021

AUTOMATIC PHOBIA

 

My wife has a phobia of automation

She doesn’t trust things robotic

At the hospital she wont use

Sliding doors because their automatic

We have to walk round the back

Circumnavigating the complex

To find a door we have to open

To accommodate her own complex

Then up sixteen flights of stairs

For she doesn’t like the elevators

Nor does she like travelators

And she doesn’t do the escalators

Up and up the stairs we go

No wonder my heart rate is so high

No wonder my pulse is racing

Why must hospital reach up to the sky?

I’m out of breath and tiring

Is it any wonder I’m in a state?

Because she’s a technophobe

I’m a heart attack candidate

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