A man with neither arms nor legs
Sat
on a blanket on the sand
Three
women were walking past
And
felt very sorry for the man.
The
first woman asked
“Have
you ever had a hug?”
The
man replied “No,”
So
before walking on she gave him a hug.
The
second woman enquired
“Have
you ever had a kiss?”
The
man replied “No,”
So
before walking on she gave him a kiss.
The
third woman whispered in his ear
“Have
you ever been fucked?”
The
man looked amazed and said “No”
“You
will be when the tide comes in, good luck”
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