Friday 25 June 2021

WISHING WELL

An old married couple came upon a wishing well

The wife thought shall I make a wish? Oh what the hell

She leaned over, made a wish and threw in a pound

The husband decided to make a wish with his pound

But he leaned over too far with both feet off the ground

Fell into the wishing well and then the old man drowned

The wife was shocked and stared straight ahead

Then she smiled “Wow it really does work!” she said

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