MOBILE COMMUNICATION

 

“I want to buy a mobile phone”

“No I don’t want a camera

Not even video

No I don’t want movie down loads

Screensaver’s, internet access

Or downloads of any kind

I don’t want WAP or WiFi

I don’t need 100 ringtones

10000 free minutes

Or unlimited texts at weekends

I don’t want to play games

I don’t need an MP3 player

I neither want nor need

Blue tooth

Sharks tooth

Hounds tooth

Or dog tooth

What I want is a device

To make and receive phone calls

And texts like wise

I just want to buy a BLOODY PHONE”

“Thank you that one will be perfect

Does it have a torch?”