Do you feel inadequate?
Or suffer from shyness?
Are you unable to be assertive?
Did you answered yes?
Then the solution is simple
Though a little distasteful
Get to a wine bar double fast
And get totally rat assed
Wine is the safest natural way
To bring you out of your shell
You will have new confidence
To tell total strangers to “go to hell”
Inadequacy will be a thing of the past
Shyness will be a forgotten thing
Assertiveness will be the new you
And you will be willing to do anything
This is not a quick fix solution
Regular doses should be taken
Try different drinks, experiment
This is a “for life” regimen
I must give a word of warning
Shyness and awkwardness
Will return to haunt you
So always carry a bottle in readiness
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