Are you wearing lenses?
To hide your sensual
eyes
They don’t make you
more
Beautiful, it’s just
disguise
Are you wearing lenses?
To hide your sensual
eyes
They don’t make you
more
Beautiful, it’s just
disguise
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
“Hey I'm no
photographer”
You can say to her
“But I think I can
definitely
Picture us together”
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he says “hey a thought just crossed my mind”
Give him a measured
look and say
“So, a thought crossed
your mind?
Well it must have been
a long and lonely journey”.
There are many pit falls
In the relationships
game
Take same-sex marriage
Where sex is always
the same
I have an unusual phobia
Which people find
strange
I hate new minted
coins
But then I dislike all
change
Did you know the reason why
Unattached women go to
Wimbledon
It’s because they were
told
There was a men's
singles event on
I get together with my girlfriend
For some one to one
time
Which is why I usually
meet
Up with her at 12:59