ARE YOU WEARING COLOURED LENSES?

 

Are you wearing coloured lenses?

If you’re not then what that means is

At the risk of sounding a cynic

You should visit the walk in eye clinic

ARE YOU WEARING LENSES?

 

Are you wearing lenses?

To hide your sensual eyes

They don’t make you more

Beautiful, it’s just disguise

ARE YOU WEARING TINTED LENSES?

 

Are you wearing tinted lenses?

And the colour of vermillion

In normal light they look great

But at night you look like an alien

ARE YOU WEARING CONTACTS?

 

Are you wearing contacts?

And a different colour at that

In normal light they look great

But in the dark you look like a cat