I SUFFER WITH A PHOBIA

 

I suffer with a phobia

But I can’t admit it

So, I’m claustrophobic

But I’m in the closet

I HAVE A PHOBIA OF ELEVATORS

 

I have a phobia of elevators

Escalators and travellators

I can’t do any automated system

So I take steps to avoid them

THERE ARE MANY PHOBIAS

 

There are many phobias

Some of great renown

For me it’s the stairs

They really get me down

I HAVE AN UNUSUAL PHOBIA

 

I have an unusual phobia

Which people find strange

I hate new minted coins

But then I dislike all change

I SUFFER FROM A STRANGE PHOBIA

 

I suffer from a strange phobia

Which was hard for me to admit

As I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

I HAVE A PHOBIA OF ELEVATORS

 

I have a phobia of elevators

Escalators and travellators

I can’t do any automated system

So I take steps to avoid them

I SUFFER WITH A PHOBIA

 

I suffer with a phobia

But I can’t admit it

So, I’m claustrophobic

But I’m in the closet

I SUFFER FROM A STRANGE PHOBIA

 

I suffer from a strange phobia

Which was hard for me to admit

As I have a fear of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

I HAVE AN UNUSUAL PHOBIA

 

I have an unusual phobia

Which people find strange

I hate new minted coins

But then I dislike all change

HORSE PLAY

More people wouldn’t admit it

But according to most sources

A lot of men feel a bit scared

When they’re stroking horses

DO NOT FEAR

 

I’m not afraid of guns

Guns don’t bother me

It’s the bullets though

That scare me really

 

I’m not afraid of heights

Heights don’t bother me

If you fall, it’s the ground

That kills you, you see

 

I’m not afraid of water

Rivers, lakes or the sea

It only takes a puddle

To drown a man in, see

 

I’m not afraid of flying

Flying doesn’t bother me

Crashing on the other hand

Scares me constantly

 

I’m not afraid of heights

Heights don’t bother me

The most dangerous is

A thing called gravity