IF YOU SEE A BOMB DISPOSAL MAN

 

If you see a bomb disposal man

Running away from the bomb

You should at least keep up with him

Or out run him with aplomb

TINY THING

 

Tiny thing

A new baby

Totally dependent

A new life

That new Parents

Have to keep alive

Like a Tamagotchi

But without a reset

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 202

 

Mary, Mary quite contrary

This is what I want to know

With an Adams apple

And the razors dapple

Are you really a girl, yes, or no?

ARE YOU WEARING PIG TAILS?

 

Are you wearing pig tails?

Well, that look never fails

To make you look, as a rule,

Like you’re still at school

RED BLOODED

 

I like to think

I’m a red-blooded man

I love the female form

I’m definitely a fan

 

But I’m old fashioned

Red blooded man or no

But there’s just a bit

Too much on show

I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 6

I was once a medical student

But it was harder than I thought

I was asked about terminal illness

Which isn’t being ill at an airport

MY SATNAV IS WORSE THAN MY WIFE

 

My satnav is worse than my wife

Telling me how to drive

If the limit is thirty miles an hour

It nags me, I’m doing thirty five