Monday 21 March 2022

SNOW BLIND

 

Since the snow began to fall

My wife has done nothing at all

But stare blankly through the window

As the snow lays snow on snow

If it continues in this way

We shall have a white Christmas day

But my wife stares through the glass

As the snow falls thick and fast

Sadly, if it gets any worse outside

I'll have to let her come inside

THE MEASURE OF A MAN

 

Bimbette and Peaches were standing by a flagpole,

Looking up at it in a rather puzzled way

When they were asked what they were doing

By a pleasant young man passing their way

 

“We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole

But we don't have a ladder” Said Bimbette with a frown

The young man took a spanner from his pocket

Loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down

He then took a tape measure from his other pocket,

Took a few measurements, and said it was 18 feet

Then he returned the flagpole to its previous condition

And strode off confidently down the street

Bimbette said “How like a man!! give me strength,

You ask him for the height, and he gives you the length

MAKING DO

 

We certainly don’t have a lot

But we are content with what we’ve got

We may not be among the wealthiest

But we are certainly among the happiest

Because we don’t have to have the best of everything

We just make the best of everything we have

PASSIONATE DREAMS

 

I dream of passion

In lustful obsession, waking

Still unfulfilled

LOOKING FOR LOVE

 

I seek your love but

Get only lust, I seek passion

Yet I get only sex

IN AND OUT

 

Outside I was cool

Detached, laidback

Appearing indifferent

 

Inside I was in

Torment, twisted by jealousy

Envy and bitterness

Sunday 20 March 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 53

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

The people behind could see nothing at all

They asked him to move but he wouldn’t do that

So they pushed him off and he went splat