I had a vasectomy because
I didn’t want kids
to be fair
But when I got
back home
All the kids were
still there
Sunday, 16 February 2025
I HAD A VASECTOMY BECAUSE
HOT OR COLD?
I’ve always wondered,
Which is faster, Hot or cold?
In the end, I
chose hot,
Because you can
catch cold
IT WAS TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY
I took my eight-year-old to the office
On “take your kid
to work day”
But when we walked
into the office,
They started to
cry straightaway
“You said you
worked with clowns”
She said, “So
where are they?”
THE DRUMMER HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS
The drummer had twin daughters
And they were
identical too
So being a rock
musician
He named them Anna
1, Anna 2
GIRLS IF HE CAN’T APPRECIATE
Girls, if he can’t appreciate
Your funny
humorous show
And all of your
fruit jokes
Then you need to
let mango
DON’T EAT ANYTHING, FATTY
My doctor said to me
Don’t eat anything
fatty
What he meant by
that was
Don’t eat
anything, fatty
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