UNFAIR COMPARISON

 

Comparing iPhones

With Donald Trump

Is like Comparing

Apples to Oranges

BEGINS WITH AN O

 

What starts with an “O”

And ends with “nions”

And can make you cry

The answer is opinions

ALONG CAME A SPIDER

 

My wife found a spider

But told me not to kill it

“You can take it out instead” 

So, we went out for a drink

He was an interesting guy

“I’m a web designer” he said

VINCENT VAN GOGH’S SUNFLOWERS

 

Vincent Van Gogh’s

Painting of the Sunflowers

Always brings me to tears

I would have gone mad too

If I had painted it and would

Have cut off both ears

INTO A TATTOOIST’S YOU SLINK

 

Into a tattooist’s you slink

As you’re on the brink

However take a moment to think

Before you Ink

WELL I AM A GIVER

 

I have to be honest

I am a giver

I have donated

A piece of my liver

Not a lot though

It was just a sliver

CHRISTMAS IS FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

 

Christmas is for friends and family,

But by no means exclusively

After all the Three Wise Men

Were strangers in Bethlehem