THE ORANGE STOPPED AT THE TOP OF THE HILL

 

The Orange stopped at the top of the hill

Along with the Tangerine and a Honeydew

And the reason for that was crystal clear

Because each one had run out of juice

WHEN I WAS YOUNG WE ATE A HEALTHY DIET # 2

 

When I was young we ate a healthy diet

With plenty of fruit and vegetables

But we never thought of eating Seaweed

In fact we didn’t even know it was edible

WHEN I WAS YOUNG WE ATE A HEALTHY DIET # 1

 

When I was young, we ate a healthy diet

With plenty of fruit and vegetables

And we didn’t do it under sufferance   

Apart from prunes which were medicinal

THE FRUIT AND VEG WHOLESALERS IN TOWN

 

The fruit and veg wholesalers in town

Has been liquidated and closed down

They looked for backers but got no takers

So now they’re owned by smoothie makers

ARE YOU WEARING FRUIT?

 

Are you wearing fruit?

It doesn’t really suit

And there is a lesson

In there though my son

Never let 3 year old Joe?

Hold a ripe tomato

THE ORANGE STOPPED AT THE TOP OF THE HILL

 

The Orange stopped at the top of the hill

Along with the Tangerine and a Honeydew

And the reason for that was crystal clear

Because each one had run out of juice

SENSUAL FRUIT

 

It makes me uncomfortable

Like a bad melodrama

I never know where to look

When a girl is eating a banana.

BERRY, BERRY

 

The doctor scratches his head

And is almost struck dumb

Why does his patient have?

A strawberry stuck up his bum

The only answer is

On a strawberry he must have sat

Then he says

“I’ll give you some cream to put on that”