AN INTERESTING THOUGHT

 

An interesting thought

Occurred to me

Just the other day

About those who play

At a recital

And also recite at a play

WHEN THE HISTORY IS WRITTEN OF BRITAIN

 

When the history is written of Britain

Historians will just laugh at the joke

About the crazy people in the Country

Who put up with shit from the Woke

I DON’T LIKE TO SPEAK ILL

 

I don’t like to speak ill

However, without being rude

I have to say you can't trust

A dog to watch your food

YOU MUST LEAVE LIGHTS ON

You must leave lights on in the buildings

When you lock up and go home at night

For if burglars hurt themselves in the dark

Its certain you’ll be the one in the shite

IF THE TELEPHONE RINGS AT 4AM

If the telephone rings at 4am

Thereby disturbing your slumber

Don’t be angry if it’s not for you

It could have been the right number

ARE YOU WEARING A SWEATER VEST?

 Are you wearing a sweater vest?

Are you doing some kind of test?

Checking how observant people are

And see who notices this faux pas 

I’M SOMETHING OF A JOKER # 8

 

I’m something of a joker

In fact I’m really comical

I have an experimental joke

But laughs aren’t reproducible