What do you call a chicken?
The question begs
If it wears a shell
suit?
It’s obviously an Egg
Saturday, 10 June 2023
THE LAST THING THAT KING HAROLD SAID
The last thing that King Harold said
On the day that he
died
During the Battle of
Hastings?
Was "I spy with
my little eye"
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TERRIFY
If you really want to terrify
A confirmed batchelor?
Fill his pockets with
confetti
While he’s passed out on
the floor
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT FLIES FASTER
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the shelves
on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
HE WAS A PESSIMIST AND NO MISTAKE
He was a pessimist and no mistake
But he wasn’t a cup
half empty kind of guy
He was very much worse
than that
He didn’t even have a
cup, that’s why
IN THE BBC NEWSROOM
In the BBC Newsroom
Just ahead of the action
The producer announces
“Lights Camera Fiction”
A NUMBER OF CHEMISTS WERE TAKEN ILL
A number of Chemists were taken ill
And try as we might we couldn’t Helium
And because we were unable to Curium
The only thing we could do was Barium
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