THE MATHEMATICIAN PONDERED

 

The mathematician pondered

When he opened the oven door

What the value of pi would be

After being dropped on the floor

DUE TO THE PITIFUL SIZE

 

Due to the pitiful size of my

Social circle, a lad’s holiday

With me would definitely look

More like a romantic getaway

ONE THING YOU’LL NEVER HEAR

 

One thing you’ll never hear,

And there is absolutely no chance

Of anyone hearing a Hindu say

Oh well, you only live once

I’VE GOT VERY SENSITIVE TEETH

 

I’ve got very sensitive teeth

But I can do nothing bold

I can’t tell the dentist because

They’d be upset that I’d told

I WAS IN SOUTH LONDON

 

I was in south London

And this bloke I met

Said he would attack me,

If I didn’t make a bet,

With the neck of a guitar,

So, I said ‘Is that a fret?’

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 437

 

Old King Cole

Was a merry old soul,

But when he sobered up

He was miserable git

ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILS TAIL?

 

Are you wearing a Devils Tail?

As someone’s Halloween surprise

I hope you’re as devilish as you look

And not some angel in disguise