I’VE GOT VERY SENSITIVE TEETH

 

I’ve got very sensitive teeth

But I can do nothing bold

I can’t tell the dentist because

They’d be upset that I’d told

YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 2

 

You have a really dazzling smile

But teeth shouldn’t be that white

Is it because you run them thru

The dishwasher at night

YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 1

You have a really dazzling smile

But teeth shouldn’t be that white

That they act like a hi-vis vest

When you go out at night