Friday, 17 March 2023

ARE YOU WEARING PATENT LEATHER?

 

Are you wearing patent leather?

Well at least it will never weather

But I would have to say honesty

On you it looks like PVC

HAIR OF MAHOGANY

 

Hair of Mahogany

Tumbles unchecked

Over freckled skin

In perfect complement

Like forest fronds

In a dappled glade

ONE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE # 3

 

One secret to a happy life

Is simply this in my view

If you make a lot of money,

And good fortune smiles on you

Use it to use help others

That is wealth's true value

WHAT THE PAPERS SAY

 

They were reviewing the papers

On TV this morning

And A4 is still the most popular

So that’s quite boring

CHEESE DO

 

I went to a cheese function

For cheese from Brie to Blue

When the hot cheese appeared

It all became a really fun do

DAWN ROSE ON THE DESERT

 

Dawn rose on the desert

In the crisp morning air

But she didn’t have a clue

How she actually got there

RISKY BEHAVIOURS

 

She woke up on Sunday morning

And regretted her risky behaviours

Muttering as she looked at her partner

“I should have gone to Specsavers”