ONE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE # 3

 

One secret to a happy life

Is simply this in my view

If you make a lot of money,

And good fortune smiles on you

Use it to use help others

That is wealth's true value

WHAT THE PAPERS SAY

 

They were reviewing the papers

On TV this morning

And A4 is still the most popular

So that’s quite boring

CHEESE DO

 

I went to a cheese function

For cheese from Brie to Blue

When the hot cheese appeared

It all became a really fun do

DAWN ROSE ON THE DESERT

 

Dawn rose on the desert

In the crisp morning air

But she didn’t have a clue

How she actually got there

RISKY BEHAVIOURS

 

She woke up on Sunday morning

And regretted her risky behaviours

Muttering as she looked at her partner

“I should have gone to Specsavers”

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (5)

 

I’m from a big Family

And my dad said to me

“Your brother is going to Italy

With his new lady”

I said, “Oh really, Genoa?”

“No, I haven’t met her”

TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT LOVERS

 

“Two hundred and eighty eight lovers”

Was not what I expected, not even close

But that was what my mum confessed

And to be honest that was just two gross