POOR ITALY

 

The poorest part

Of a town in Italiano

Is known by the rich

As the Spaghetto

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (5)

 

I’m from a big Family

And my dad said to me

“Your brother is going to Italy

With his new lady”

I said, “Oh really, Genoa?”

“No, I haven’t met her”

THE ITALIAN CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD

 

The Italian chicken crossed the road

Because he wouldn’t fight side by side

So that was the reason he crossed the road

In order to surrender to the other side