Are you wearing a Dutch cap?
Not the contraceptive
madam
A hat from Holland, I
see now
That it reads “I love
Amsterdam”
Monday, 6 March 2023
ARE YOU WEARING A DUTCH CAP?
WHEN ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 2
When asked what he did for a living
He replied furtively
“I’m a spy”
When told he was
dressed as a butcher
He added “I’m a mince
Spy”
WHEN MOSES WENT TO MOUNT OLIVE
When Moses went to mount Olive
He bit off more than
he could chew
As Moses thought it
was just him
But he found Popeye
was there too
YOU SHOULD NEVER ENTERTAIN LEWD THOUGHTS
You should never entertain
Lewd thoughts, whatever
you do
You should close your
eyes
And let them entertain
you
NONRELIGIOUS KIDS ARE ILL-INFORMED
Nonreligious kids are ill-informed
When asked the
difference between
The New and Old
Testament
Only one child bothered
to speak up
And he thought the
Kindle version
Must be the New Testament
MY FATHER IN LAW FLATLY REFUSED
My father in law flatly refused to
Watch Henry the IV
part two
He said “I’m not like
other people
I can’t watch another sequel”
A MAN APPEARING AS HAMLET
A man appearing as Hamlet
Was booed while
performing it
“Don’t blame me” he
snapped
“I didn’t write this bloody
shit”
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