72 Miles From The Sea: Holland

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Monday, 6 March 2023

Are you wearing a Dutch cap?

Not the contraceptive madam

A hat from Holland, I see now

That it reads “I love Amsterdam”

There was once a Dutchman

Who made inflatable togs

It was only a short career

As he popped his clogs

I like to take driving holidays abroad

Last year it was Belgium and the lowlands

But the year I went down to Berlin

Wasn’t anywhere as good as Holland

The problem with driving German cars

Is they keep trying to head for Poland