The state is watching you, and
We live in a “Big
Brother” society
Of clandestine
electronic eavesdropping
The state is watching you, and
We live in a “Big
Brother” society
Of clandestine
electronic eavesdropping
When asked what he did for a living
He replied furtively
“I’m a spy”
Then he added he was
from Belarus
And clarified “I’m a
Minsk Spy”
I just heard that the sexy girl
From Goldfinger, Pussy
Galore
Changed her name for
the film
She was Fanny Aplenty
before
The Chinese don’t want visitors to know
They are being spied
on in Beijing
That why the Chinese
government
Changed the city’s
name from Peking
When asked what he did for a living
He replied furtively
“I’m a spy”
When told he was
dressed as a butcher
He added “I’m a mince
Spy”
When asked what he did for a living
He replied furtively
“I’m a spy”
When told he was
dressed as a farmer
He added “I’m a
shepherd Spy”
Red rose carried no blush
She was not an English
flower
Red rose was not
prettily fragranced
She was not sweet, but
sour
Red rose though of
English genus
Was a spy for a Marxist
power
State sanctioned assassination
Of a foreign émigré
But Polonium poisoning
Seems a preposterous
way
To assassinate anyone
Whatever anyone might
say