Showing posts with label Spying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spying. Show all posts

Sunday 23 April 2023

THE STATE IS WATCHING YOU

The state is watching you, and

We live in a “Big Brother” society

Of clandestine electronic eavesdropping

And it really bugs me

Tuesday 28 March 2023

WHEN ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 3

 

When asked what he did for a living

He replied furtively “I’m a spy”

Then he added he was from Belarus

And clarified “I’m a Minsk Spy”


Wednesday 22 March 2023

JUST HEARD THAT THE SEXY GIRL

 

I just heard that the sexy girl

From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore

Changed her name for the film

She was Fanny Aplenty before

Tuesday 7 March 2023

THE CHINESE DON’T WANT VISITORS TO KNOW

 

The Chinese don’t want visitors to know

They are being spied on in Beijing

That why the Chinese government

Changed the city’s name from Peking

Monday 6 March 2023

WHEN ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 2

 

When asked what he did for a living

He replied furtively “I’m a spy”

When told he was dressed as a butcher

He added “I’m a mince Spy”

Sunday 5 March 2023

WHEN ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 1

 

When asked what he did for a living

He replied furtively “I’m a spy”

When told he was dressed as a farmer

He added “I’m a shepherd Spy”

Friday 12 August 2022

RED ROSE

 

Red rose carried no blush

She was not an English flower

Red rose was not prettily fragranced

She was not sweet, but sour

Red rose though of English genus

Was a spy for a Marxist power

Monday 25 July 2022

STATE SANCTIONED ASSASSINATION

 

State sanctioned assassination

Of a foreign émigré

But Polonium poisoning

Seems a preposterous way

To assassinate anyone

Whatever anyone might say