NONRELIGIOUS KIDS ARE ILL-INFORMED

 

Nonreligious kids are ill-informed 

When asked the difference between

The New and Old Testament

Only one child bothered to speak up

And he thought the Kindle version

Must be the New Testament

MY FATHER IN LAW FLATLY REFUSED

 

My father in law flatly refused to

Watch Henry the IV part two

He said “I’m not like other people

I can’t watch another sequel”

A MAN APPEARING AS HAMLET

 

A man appearing as Hamlet

Was booed while performing it

“Don’t blame me” he snapped

“I didn’t write this bloody shit”

THE YOUNG PERFORMER WAS EGGED ON

 

The young performer was egged on

To the stage by his pushy parents

But he was soon egged off it again

By an unappreciative audience

A TEACHER HELD A SPELLING BEE

 A teacher held a spelling bee and asked

“Kyle, how do you spell “crocodile?”“

“K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” he said

“No, that's not the way to spell Crocodile”

Said the teacher “Maybe it’s wrong, but you

Asked me how I spell it” explained Kyle

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 394

 

Friday's child

Is loving and giving,

(Especially on a Friday night when they’re pissed)

ARE YOU WEARING A BARRETTE?

 

Are you wearing a barrette?

I can see something shining there

Holding your tresses from your face

Silver in your brunette hair