On my bed at home I have
A deluxe memory foam
mattress
But it remembers I’m
over sixty
Which causes me great
distress
Monday, 13 February 2023
ON MY BED AT HOME # 1
THE LORD AND GENTLEMAN OF THE HOUSE
The Lord and gentleman of the house
Eloped with the under
cook, Elaine
But his wife was quite
sanguine, because
She could have the
maid to herself again
CHEMISTS AND ALCHEMISTS
Chemists and alchemists
Are both of feminine
gender
Because one is an Ann
Eliza
And the other a
Charlotte Ann
Sunday, 12 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 373
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a lama
The former was a grump
But the latter was a charmer
ARE YOU WEARING A DIADEM?
Are you wearing a diadem?
Why are you some kind
of princess?
No, you actually have
to be royalty
Not just daddy’s
little princess
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 6
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very
severe
He says that when I
was at school
I sat next to Shakespeare
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