We flew to the West Indies
It took nine
hours to get there
It took
the Americans three hours
Monday, 9 January 2023
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 5
ARE YOU WEARING CAMI-KNICKERS?
Are you wearing Cami-knickers?
Well might I ask the reason why?
Now they’re
deliciously sexy things
Though not really
appropriate on a guy
THE PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED
The primary school teacher asked
Name something, we
have today Ellie
That we didn’t have
ten years ago
Ellie replied immediately, “Me”
ON THE WARD FOR UNWELL BOYS
On the ward for unwell boys
There were a selection
of toys
Operation was the particular game
That Tom asked for by name
But Sister said without hesitation
“There’s a waiting list for operation”
DON’T MOAN ABOUT FUEL ECONOMY
Don’t moan about fuel Economy
Please don’t keep going on
Spare a thought for Dr Who
His Tardis get 30 years to the gallon
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, AGAIN
When life gives you lemons
Making lemonade is the
deal
But if life gives you
Lemmings
I’m afraid that’s too
surreal
ARE YOU WEARING EAU DE TOILETTE?
Are you wearing eau de toilette?
Well, it’s starting to
make me gag
It also reminds me of
something
Oh, I know it’s a
tarts handbag
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