MR ONION TOLD A JOKE IN CLASS

Mr Onion told a joke in class

He’s a bore so I don’t know why

But he told it anyway and we

Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

THE PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED

The primary school teacher asked

Name something, we have today Ellie

That we didn’t have ten years ago

Ellie replied immediately, “Me” 

IF YOU WANT TO SCORE AT SCHOOL

 

If you want to score at school

Then the person to see

To fulfil all your needs

Is the supply teacher obviously

SOMETHING HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY

 

Something happened at school today

Which has shaken us up a bit

We had an issue with the register

As two of our teachers were on it

THEY JUST KEEP ON TALKING

 

They just keep on talking

Long after people are

No longer interested

So we should pity the teacher

DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M TALKING

 

Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking

If you have something to say, raise your hand

And then place it over your mouth

Yes, well done that’s it, that’s grand

STUDY BUDDY

 

She was just my study buddy

She wasn’t anything to me

She just agreed to help me out

With physics and chemistry

 

She was just my study buddy

She wasn’t interesting to me

But I’m not sure how it happened

But now were doing biology