ARE YOU WEARING EAU DE TOILETTE?

 

Are you wearing eau de toilette?

Well, it’s starting to make me gag

It also reminds me of something

Oh, I know it’s a tarts handbag

WHEN THEY TOLD CHERYL COLE

 

When they told Cheryl Cole

That she had la fièvre malerial

She just thought it must be

A new product from L’Oreal

ARE YOU WEARING MUSK?

 

Are you wearing musk?

Well, someone is me thinks

And I know that it’s not me

But God it really stinks

ARE YOU WEARING LILY OF THE VALLEY?

 

Are you wearing

“Lily of the valley”?

It smells very much

Like you are Sally

So don’t deny it

I can tell that it’s true

“Lily of the valley”?

How old are you?