A MAN SPILT ALL HIS SCRABBLE TILES

 

A man spilt all his Scrabble tiles

It happened in a heartbeat

Leaving letters all over the road,

"Well that's the word on the street?"

ON THE WARD FOR UNWELL BOYS

 

On the ward for unwell boys

There were a selection of toys

Operation was the particular game

That Tom asked for by name

But Sister said without hesitation

“There’s a waiting list for operation”

I'VE SWALLOWED SOME

 

I've swallowed some of my

Scrabble tiles accidentally

I’m afraid when nature takes

Its course, it could spell tragedy

WE ALL PLAYED CHARADES

We all played Charades

At the in laws on Boxing Day

My wife’s Uncle Jack

Really went for it I must say

We were really impressed

By his energetic display

It was ten minutes before we knew

His heart had given way 

SWEAR WORD SCRABBLE

 

Great fun games for the English summer

They don’t have to be expensive

Play new swear word Scrabble

It’s a simple game not for the pensive

All words must be in common usage

And should be genuinely offensive

SWEAR WORD SCRABBLE

 

Great fun games for the English summer

They don’t have to be expensive

Play new swear word Scrabble

It’s a simple game not for the pensive

All words must be in common usage

And should be genuinely offensive

THE SAILOR COULDN’T PLAY CARDS

 

The sailor couldn’t play cards

On the voyage back

And that was because he

Was sitting on the deck

MONOPOLY

If monopolies are so bad

Because of competition

Why is there only one

Monopolies commission