Dr Who is renowned
For being totally
awesome
But she had to call a
Dalek
About a termite problem
Showing posts with label Dr Who. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr Who. Show all posts
Thursday, 15 June 2023
Tuesday, 2 May 2023
AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE TARDIS
An argument about the Tardis
Kicked off and
wouldn’t quit
It started small, but
got bigger
Once they properly got
into it
Monday, 9 January 2023
DON’T MOAN ABOUT FUEL ECONOMY
Don’t moan about fuel Economy
Please don’t keep going on
Spare a thought for Dr Who
His Tardis get 30 years to the gallon
Sunday, 2 October 2022
DR WHO IS VERY, VERY OLD
Dr Who is very, very old
Even for a time
traveller
And I think he is also
Suffering from Dimensia
Friday, 27 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 12
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working as an elocutionist
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the clients
When it says Enunciate,
Enunciate
Thursday, 26 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 11
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working as an un-packer
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the workers
When it says Extricate, Extricate
Wednesday, 25 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 10
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the Hotel
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the Guests
When it says Remunerate,
Remunerate
Tuesday, 24 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 9
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working as a Miner
He doesn’t really communicate
And it scares a lot of
the workers
When it says Excavate,
Excavate
Monday, 23 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 8
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the theme park
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the visitors
When it says Exhilarate,
Exhilarate
Sunday, 22 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 7
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at Tesco’s
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the shoppers
When it says Extortionate,
Extortionate
Saturday, 21 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 6
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the Uni
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the debaters
When it says Expostulate,
Expostulate
Friday, 20 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 5
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the Old Bailey
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the Barristers
When it says Extenuate,
Extenuate
Thursday, 19 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 4
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the Old Bailey
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the Barristers
When it says Exonerate,
Exonerate
Wednesday, 18 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 3
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one working
at the Vatican
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the devout
When it says Excommunicate,
Excommunicate
Tuesday, 17 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 2
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just scrounging off the state
But there is one working at our uni
He doesn’t really communicate
And it scares a lot of the students
When it says “Extrapolate, Extrapolate”
Monday, 16 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 1
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at our salon
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the customers
When it says
“Exfoliate, exfoliate”
Thursday, 26 August 2021
DR WHO IS RENOWNED
Dr Who is renowned
For
being totally awesome
But
she had to call a Dalek
About
a termite problem
Tuesday, 20 July 2021
AN ARGUMENT ABOUT THE TARDIS
An argument about the Tardis
Kicked
off and wouldn’t quit
It
started small, but got bigger
Once
they properly got into it
Monday, 5 July 2021
DR WHO IS RENOWNED
Dr Who is renowned
For
being totally awesome
But
she had to call a Dalek
About
a termite problem
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