Is there anything more annoying? As when
You want to use a word
but can’t spell it
And fail to look it up
in the dictionary
Because you don't know
how to spell it
Tuesday, 18 October 2022
LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 3
I’M SITTING IN MY STUDY READING
I’m sitting in my study reading
Wearing my dressing
gown
It’s a book about
anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down
Monday, 17 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 264
If Candlemas day
Be dry and fair
Will anyone
Actually care?
Candlemas day
(February 2nd)
ARE YOU WEARING THIS OR THAT?
Are you wearing this or that?
They both look really
very nice
And you’ve tried on
everything
In your wardrobes,
twice
What’s wrong with
looking nice?
I think they both look
alright
I know you would
prefer stunning
I would prefer to get
there tonight
OLD SOLDIERS WEARIED WITH AGE
Old soldiers wearied with age
Marching with
faltering stride
Carry themselves with
dignity
And wear the uniform
with pride
MY BROTHER HAS BEEN SEEING A PSYCHIATRIST
My brother has been seeing a psychiatrist
He pays one hundred
pounds a time
And he’s been doing it
for bloody years
I think he must be out
of his tiny mind
MY YOUNGER SISTER HAS SOME HABITS
My younger sister has some habits
That expose her to
certain dangers
One of which is her
innate ability
To annoy complete
strangers
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