Saturday, 8 October 2022

BACK TO BACK DVD’S

 

My wife and I really enjoy

Watching DVD’s back-to-back 

But only one of us can see

The screen which is a drawback

I WAS RAISED AS AN ONLY CHILD

 

I was raised as an only child

By my father and mother

Which really pissed off

My sister and my brother

SOME YOUNGSTERS ARE BREAKING INTO CARS

Some youngsters are breaking into cars,

They are proper little devils,

They do it in multi-story car parks

And that’s wrong on so many levels 

BACK FROM PORT OF SPAIN

 

I have just come back from

Trinidad’s Port of Spain

It was a once in a lifetime trip

I can only say, never again

DIETING TIP # 6

 

Foods and drinks used

For their medicinal qualities

Such as hot chocolate or brandy

Have no calorie’s

IF YOUR DAUGHTER WANTS A BIRTHDAY PARTY

If your daughter wants a birthday party

At home, make it Cinderella themed

That way you can be the wicked queen

And the guests can keep the house clean

Friday, 7 October 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 254

 

Hot cross buns!

Hot cross buns!

In January,

In January,

Hot cross buns!

If Tesco don’t have them,

Go to Morrison’s

They have many

They have many

Hot Cross Buns!