An affair of the heart
And at my age too
Well yes, I know it’s
A bypass that’s true
Thursday, 6 October 2022
IT’S A SURE SIGN YOU HAVE LOST # 1
It’s a sure sign you have lost
Your sex appeal for
certain
When the local peeping
tom
Chooses to close your
curtain
ARE YOU ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY?
Are you addicted to plastic surgery?
Or just had more than
your fair share
Well, it’s a sure sign
when your surgeon
Is an employee of
Tupperware
AS THEY STOOD BEFORE THE ALTAR
As they stood before the altar
At the proudest moment
of their life
The Reverend said “I
now pronounce
You Husband and Wife”
“You may now update
your Facebook status”
MY GRANDDADS GREATEST PLEASURE
My granddads greatest pleasure
Was his allotment
So, in his will he
instructed
His son Peter
To sprinkle his ashes
Over the beloved plot
Lightly forking them
in
At one ounce per
square metre
DIETING TIP # 4
When you eat with someone else
Anything consumed off
their plate
Is calorie free
because they will
Cling to the other
person’s plate
MY BROTHER IS SUCH A PESSIMIST
My brother is such a pessimist
It has been his great
tormentor
He’s so pessimistic
that if there
Was a contest he
wouldn’t enter
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