LAST NIGHT I UPDATED

 

Last night I updated

My social media profile

But my wife didn’t

Like my picture style

In fact she said I looked

Like a paedophile

AS THEY STOOD BEFORE THE ALTAR

 

As they stood before the altar

At the proudest moment of their life

The Reverend said “I now pronounce

You Husband and Wife”

“You may now update your Facebook status”