Crime Scene Investigation
Better known as CSI
Has been on the air so
long
It should be renamed
RSI
Sunday, 2 October 2022
MY COUSIN IS A LOOKALIKE
My cousin is a lookalike,
He’s a dead ringer
For Prince Harry Wales
He’s a Doppelginger
TOFU GATEAUX
For my birthday my kids
Bought me a Tofu
Gateaux
Which was as much use
to me
As a slinky in a
bungalow
POLITICIANS PRETEND
Politicians pretend to
Represent the people
But in reality, they
See us merely as Sheople
DON’T REST UPON YOUR LAURELS
Don’t rest upon your laurels
Once you’ve reached top
Because someone on the ladder
Is just waiting for you to drop
IF YOU EAT A BURGER
If you eat a burger
And it gives you the
trots
You will probably find
It was horsemeat like
as not
ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN SWEATER?
Are you wearing a Halloween sweater?
It’s a bit cute and pretty
in my view
So, if you don’t mind
my saying so
You’re not a proper witch,
are you?
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