72 Miles From The Sea: Tofu

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Thursday, 5 January 2023

After being caught using an

Abhorrent substance in plain view

The shamed sportsman has promised

Never again to touch tofu

For my birthday my kids

Bought me a Tofu Gateaux

Which was as much use to me

As a slinky in a bungalow