After being caught using an
Abhorrent substance in plain view
The shamed sportsman has promised
Never again to touch tofu
After being caught using an
Abhorrent substance in plain view
The shamed sportsman has promised
Never again to touch tofu
For my birthday my kids
Bought me a Tofu
Gateaux
Which was as much use
to me
As a slinky in a
bungalow