BIRTHDAY TELEGRAM

Bad news, Her Majesty isn't sending you

A telegram this year, but don’t despair

There is nothing to be concerned about

She's happy to know you're halfway there

IN THE NINETIES WE ALL LOVED TO DANCE

 

In the nineties we all loved to dance along to

Billy Ray Cyrus and his “Achy Breaky Heart”

Now I’m approaching my seventies I've got

Achy, breaky everything and I’m falling apart

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 3

 

You’re forty years old

Which is when, they say

Life begins for you

On that most special day

But if you drink too much

You will certainly pay

Because now you’re old

You’ll be hungover all day

THE YOUNG BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

 

The young beautiful people

Think they are acts of nature,

But the beautiful old people

Know they’re works of art for sure

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 232

 

Rim strim stram-a-diddle

Larra-bum-a-ring ting

Rig-num bulletin a-ky-mo!

Ah that’s Jazz man

ARE YOU WEARING SOME PROTECTION?

 

Are you wearing some protection?

Why would I be talking about a condom?

I just wondered if you had decided

To put your long raincoat on

RAMBHA

 

Rambha, Apsara

Of the clouds and waters

In Hindu and Buddhist mythology

A celestial nymph

And celestial maiden

A beautiful supernatural being

Youthful and elegant,

Who dances to the music

Of the Gandharvas,

In the palaces of the Gods,

Entertainer and seducer

Of Gods and men

An ethereal being

Inhabiting the skies