The Slimmer of the year
To her
absolute surprise
Was last
night presented
With the no
Belly Prize
Friday, 2 September 2022
I DON’T DO BANANAS
I don’t do bananas and I don’t do dates
She
announced to everyone
Which
immediately begged the question
Then what
do you do for fun?
YOU HAVE A REALLY DAZZLING SMILE # 1
You have a really dazzling smile
But teeth
shouldn’t be that white
That they
act like a hi-vis vest
When you go
out at night
I’D LOVE A SECOND HONEYMOON
“I’d love a second honeymoon”
His wife
said to him
He replied
“what a good idea,
Who will
you go with then?”
HE WAS A SERIOUS SWIMMER
He was a serious swimmer
And was in
the pool constantly
But his
progress was halted
In his lane,
by an elderly lady
“How long must
I wait?” he asked
She replied
“until I finish my pee”
Thursday, 1 September 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 218
There was an old wife
Who did eat
an apple;
But she
spat it out,
ARE YOU WEARING A CONFIDENT AIR?
Are you wearing a Confident Air?
There is
certainly a hint of smugness I can trace
Just
remember that confidence is at its peak
Just
moments before you fall flat on your face
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