Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Say to him
if boredom persists
"The
fact that no one understands you
Doesn’t
mean that you're an artist."
Wednesday, 31 August 2022
PUT DOWN # 51
THE WORLD HAS BECOME A SMALLER PLACE
The world has become a smaller place
And it will
never be a big world again
But wherever
you go things are the same
I wish I
could uninvent the Aeroplane
SENT TO THE HEADMASTERS OFFICE
When I used to be sent to the headmaster’s office
I knew that
the punishment would never be as bad
As having
the ignominy of going and explaining my
Behaviour to
my disappointed mum and dad
THE INTERNET CAN BE A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet can be a curse and not a blessing
For example,
the gambling sites on the net
Where eager
Gamblers don’t even need
To put on a
shirt in order to lose it on a bet
I WOULD LIKE TO FIND A MOUNTAIN
I would like to find a mountain
Where I can
be alone
A place of
peace and serenity
A truly
tranquil zone
And I will
sit and wonder why
You left me
on my own
YOU MIGHT WELL BE VERY GOOD
You might well be very good
I have no
doubt about it
But you
still can’t make
Chicken
salad from chicken shit
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