IF YOU’RE LONELY AT WORK

 

If you’re lonely at work

And you find it self-defeating

There is only one thing for it

And that is to call a meeting

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 179

 

Little Robin Red breast sat upon a tree,

Then joined by his mate they looked so twee

So, I shot them for being too damned happy

ARE YOU WEARING A TATTOO?

 

Are you wearing a tattoo?

It’s very appropriate for you

But the meaning might not please

As it says, “fat bloke” in Chinese

TRAFFIC COP – AVOID ANY REFERENCE

Sometimes you can talk

Your way out of a ticket

A little bit of charm

Is probably the safest bet

Humour can work as well

Providing you’re careful

And avoid any reference

To the Village People

 

MY DAD DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 1

 

My Dad doesn’t go to the gym

He has no need of their facilities  

As he gets all the exercise he needs

Just by dodging his responsibilities

GOING VEGETARIAN

 

Going vegetarian

They say is very wholesome

My only concern

Is having to eat a whole one

GREAT ROYAL WIFE NEFERTITI

 

Great Royal wife Nefertiti

Was the Ancient Egyptian Queen

Good time girl Nefertutu

Is just a modern dancing Queen