Bimbette was stopped for speeding
When asked to produce
her license
She launched into a
tirade of abuse
“This doesn’t make any
bloody sense”
When the officer
calmed her down
He asked Bimbette to
explain
“Well you only took it
away yesterday
And now you want to
see it again”
When the police pulled me over
The reason wasn’t
exactly clear
It could have been the
speeding
That caused the police
to appear
Or running several red
lights
Or my complete
inability to steer
Any of the above would
have done it
Of that I am perfectly
clear
But what I said to the
officer
Was what really swung
it I fear
“I can easily reach my
license
My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She doesn’t suffer
from delusions
But she gets all the
exercise she needs
Just from jumping to
conclusions
I was told I should buy a cat
“Why on earth would I
do that?”
“They’re good company”
they say
“And they keep the
mice away”
Well eventually they
convinced me
And I admit its good
company
As to the expelling
from my house
Of every type and size
of mouse
They are a great
disappointment
And their failure is
evident
It is they who bring
in a mouse
Into the comfort of my
house
As a toy with which
they play
But they let the toy
get away
Now the mouse is here
to stay
The taste upon my lips
Of My moonlight kiss
And to taste that kiss
again
Is my one and only
wish
