In these days of political correctness
Woke does little than
cause more stress
Their cure for
discrimination seems to be
To still discriminate
but to do it positively
And in order to enable
freedom of expression
It appears that
censorship is the solution
There was a little man
Who wooed a little honey;
and she was wooed and wooed and wooed
But not as wude as he
The fourth of July in the USA
Is that nations Independence
Day
When they celebrate
with a holiday
In England we look
across the pond
At a nation of whom we
are truly fond
Indeed, we feel we
have a special bond
From when they won
their independence
We’ve watched like
anxious parents
And they’ve done quite
well since
Are you wearing flip flops?
I can’t believe you
don’t know
But the garden is
under
About four feet of
snow
I have to take so many pills
To cure my numerous
ills
And for me they go to
battle
But I’m afraid I’ll
start to rattle
One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So she decided to try
the call center
At a time that would
suit her
"Hello how can I
help you?"
The tech support guy said
Bimbette replied to
him
“I have a problem
printing in red”
He asked, “Do you have
a colour printer”?
Then the line went
dead
On a Saturday night when I’ve had some ale
There is one thing
that delights without fail
And it’s the only
thing that will satisfy me
And that’s Donna on a
spit for all to see
