21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 156

 

Tom, Tom of Islington,

Married a wife on Sunday,

And that’s all I will tell

Because to be honest it doesn’t end well

ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?

 

Are you wearing perfume?

I can smell it in this room

It’s a very seductive brew

Are you sure its not you?

Then the answer is clear

And your brother has I fear

Without our consent Suzy

Been entertaining a floozy

KILLER PILL

 

I was given from the dispensary 

After my surgery

By a doctor so proficient

A tablet so efficient

That it dislocates your brain

So you really feel no pain

HE CAME IN THE NIGHT

 

He came in the night

The consummate thief

The taker of souls

Stealer of the cherished

Inhabitor of shadows

Blackness draping him

Like the night itself

The grim reaper

The snuffer of candles

The snatcher of life

The author of my grief

TEMPERAMENTAL

 

Your temperament is no cause for alarm

At the end of the day no foul no harm

Being a crabby bitch is just part of your charm

CALL CENTER MODE ONCE AGAIN

 

One day Bimbette was having trouble

With her computer,

So she decided to try the call center

At a time that would suit her

 

"Hello how can I help you?"

The tech support guy said

“I have a huge problem”

She replied scratching her head

 

That’s why I decided

To phone up the engineers

Coz Every time I move the mouse

My screen saver disappears”

WHERE THE WHITE RABBIT WENT

Where the white rabbit went

Then young Alice followed

And down a rabbit hole they went

And both of them were swallowed