KEYBOARDS

 

In the 1970’s I was big into

Keyboards and synthesizers

I like Wakeman, and Emerson

In fact I was a moog sympathizer

HAVE YOU EVER HAD?

 

Have you ever had?

The kind of day

That almost drove you insane

 

When you wish

You’d done it differently

But your wishing is in vain

 

If only we could press

“Ctrl Alt Delete”

And start the day again

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 149

 

Baby dear, good night, good night,

Doggie lies in slumbers deep;

Hush-a-bye, my treasure bright,

Pussy, too, is fast asleep.

So, the question I must make

Is why are you still wide awake?

ARE YOU WEARING MUSK?

 

Are you wearing musk?

Well, someone is me thinks

And I know that it’s not me

But God it really stinks

GERIATRIC DOCTOR

The Doctor on the geriatric ward

Placed his stethoscope

On the chest of an elderly patient

By the name of Mrs Hope

 

She was quite a bit deaf

So, he said “big breaths,” loudly

“Well Doctor they used to be,”

Mrs Hope replied proudly

MY WIFE AND I ARE INSEPARABLE

 

My wife and I are inseparable

Do you want to know why?

Because if either of us went away

We would have to kiss goodbye

MY DEAR WIFE SAID TO ME

 

My dear wife said to me

“I hate you when you’re drunk Stephen”

I replied, “Well I hate you

When I’m sober so that makes us even”