Are you wearing musk?
Well, someone is me
thinks
And I know that it’s
not me
But God it really
stinks
Friday, 24 June 2022
ARE YOU WEARING MUSK?
GERIATRIC DOCTOR
The Doctor on the geriatric ward
Placed his stethoscope
On the chest of an
elderly patient
By the name of Mrs
Hope
She was quite a bit
deaf
So, he said “big
breaths,” loudly
“Well Doctor they used
to be,”
MY WIFE AND I ARE INSEPARABLE
My wife and I are inseparable
Do you want to know
why?
Because if either of
us went away
We would have to kiss
goodbye
MY DEAR WIFE SAID TO ME
My dear wife said to me
“I hate you when
you’re drunk Stephen”
I replied, “Well I
hate you
When I’m sober so that
makes us even”
GIFTED AMATEURS
If someone says they’re an Amateur
There’s really no need
to panic
Because Amateurs built the Ark
While Professionals built the Titanic
AT DR DOOLITTLE’S ANIMAL CLINIC
At Dr Doolittle’s animal clinic
The Animals do the lot
The chief vet is a
Labrador
Assisted by a dog called
spot
But it’s not a cheap
option
With extra charges of
all sorts
For PET scans and
Polly grams
Cat scans and Lab
reports
THE WILDLIFE DOWN UNDER
The wildlife down under
Includes the Wallabies
But if truth be known
they’re
Just Kangaroo Wannabies
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