21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 141

 

Curly Locks! Curly locks! Wilt thou be mine?

You’ll have to wash the dishes coz I’m a lazy swine

But I’ll lay you on a cushion and hold you in esteem

And I’ll make love too you until I make you scream

ARE YOU WEARING WIDOWS WEEDS?

 

Are you wearing widows’ weeds?

Well, you still have a woman needs

And you’re still in your prime

You’ve waited a respectful time

After that event so fateful

So just lie back and be grateful

CHARITY PLEADERS # 2

 

Just 3 pounds a month

From me and you

Will help to pay the lease

On their luxury HQ

DON’T KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP

 

Don’t keep things bottled up

If life is getting you down

Pour yourself a large one

And drink away your frown

THE LEADER TOUCHED A BUOY

 

The leader touched a buoy

During the course of race,

When he got to the shore

His mother slapped his face

BABY CARE UNIT

 

I just heard about an incident

That is reportedly true

Concerning a hospital

That has caused a to do

About the baby’s face

Somebody taped a dummy to

Well, I have kids myself

And I would, wouldn’t you?

SENIOR BUFFER

 

I went into PC World

With a print error

And their solution

Filled me with terror

 

The spotty youth

On his help desk stint

Said I had to

Control P to print