Hey diddle dinkety, poppety, pet,
The Bankers of London should wear scarlet;
As a mark of dishonour to shame them
But they carry on as before these banking men
Saturday, 21 May 2022
ARE YOU WEARING LILY OF THE VALLEY?
Are you wearing
“Lily of the valley”?
It smells very much
Like you are Sally
So don’t deny it
I can tell that it’s
true
“Lily of the valley”?
How old are you?
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 6
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the Uni
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the debaters
When it says Expostulate,
Expostulate
INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT # 2
Did you hear about the guy?
Who was guillotined
and how
His whole left side
was cut off
Obviously, he's all
right now
FAST TRACK
I had to run for the train
And I had my laptop
with me
And now it doesn’t
work
I must have jogged the
memory
POLITICAL IDEOLOGY
In a democracy,
It’s your vote that
counts;
Which seems perfectly
fair
In feudalism,
It’s your Count that
votes.
Did you see what I did
there?
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