I ATE MY MUM’S CLOCK

 

I ate my mum’s clock yesterday,

When she finds out shell be fuming,

However it was a day well spent

Eating clocks is very time consuming

A FAMILIAR TIMEPIECE

 

There is a welcoming comfort

To be felt upon entering the house

And being instantly greeted

By the reassuring sound

Of a familiar timepiece

I always feel instantly at peace

Because a ticking clock

Is the heartbeat of the home

WHY DID THE BROKEN CLOCK

 

Why did the broken clock

Cross the road without pause to stop?

Well it’s a no brainer really

It was to get to the second hand shop

SNACK TIME

 

When he’s making clocks

And hunger beacons

The clock man will

Go back four seconds.